Monday, September 5, 2011

Peaches = proof that nature loves you and wants you to be happy


Three out of three randomly selected, double blind taste-testing coopers believe in these peaches' healing abilities. These peaches made the gentle rains fall this afternoon and diverted the tornadoes, sending them packing to the south. These peaches are organic (i.e., grown and packaged by unicorns). These peaches have spunk and pizazz, and a minimum of fuzz. They were grown in South Carolina, which makes them pretty close to local. And look at how they brighten up the display case! It's madness! The world was made so that humanity could adorn its plates with sliced, fresh yellow peaches covered with crème fraiche and a drizzle of maple syrup. I'm not making this up. And they're only 85¢ each, which means that at the end of my shift here I'm taking a few of these lovelies home.

And since you asked so nicely, here's a peach cobbler recipe for ya: http://busterbucks.hubpages.com/hub/Worlds-Best-Peach-Cobbler-Recipe

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